WHO THE #*@& ARE YOU?
Humans have an annoying habit of not knowing about the things they’ve never been introduced to. Here’s why this is all your fault.
THE TEA OF ENGAGENCY
WARNING: This article may contain potentially toxic levels of creativity. You are advised to keep your eyes closed while reading.
THE GREATEST STORY EVER SOLD
Step up, children, and let me weave you a tale of magic and wonder! And marketing!
WHERE THE #&©% ARE WE????
If you’re a human being with a pulse, then you’ve probably wondered what the future holds for you. We do too, but that’s not stopping us from writing about it.
Mind Control for Fun and Profit
So, you want to control people’s minds and make them do your bidding? No problem! I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?
BREAKING INTO THE AGENCY WORLD
So you want someone to handle your social media for you? No problem! We just need all of your passwords, credit card and social security numbers, and the key to your home’s back door.
TODAY FACEBOOK, TOMORROW YOUR WIFE
So you want someone to handle your social media for you? No problem! We just need all of your passwords, credit card and social security numbers, and the key to your home’s back door.
Landing Pages: Like Your Website if it Actually Had a Purpose
Landing pages are a necessity in the world of digital marketing, kind of like preview blurbs are a necessity in the world of blogs. It doesn’t matter if that’s not a great analogy, what matters is that preview blurbs are important, and should be respected, if not revered as a god. Yield to the mercy of the blurb! Click and read!
Gone Fishin’ Upstream
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with living in the moment. But you can’t market that way. You have to think and plan and strategize and stuff like that, just like you have to bait your hook before you can go fishin’. Like this blurb, for example. Doesn’t it make you hungry for more?
Is Marketing DEAD???
It seems like every few years pundits crawl out from under the rocks where they live to go all the way out on a limb and declare the death, or perhaps imminent demise, of marketing.
Why do they do this? Is it some sort of weird cicada-like mating ritual for pundits?
