Brands are not people, but it’s probably best if we just treat them like they are so that they don’t develop an unhealthy self-image that will require years of psychotherapy to undo. Yes, we’re talking about brand archetypes.
Humans have an annoying habit of not knowing about the things they’ve never been introduced to. Here’s why this is all your fault.
WARNING: This article may contain potentially toxic levels of creativity. You are advised to keep your eyes closed while reading.
Step up, children, and let me weave you a tale of magic and wonder! And marketing!
If you’re a human being with a pulse, then you’ve probably wondered what the future holds for you. We do too, but that’s not stopping us from writing about it.
So, you want to control people’s minds and make them do your bidding? No problem! I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?
So you want someone to handle your social media for you? No problem! We just need all of your passwords, credit card and social security numbers, and the key to your home’s back door.
So you want someone to handle your social media for you? No problem! We just need all of your passwords, credit card and social security numbers, and the key to your home’s back door.
Landing pages are a necessity in the world of digital marketing, kind of like preview blurbs are a necessity in the world of blogs. It doesn’t matter if that’s not a great analogy, what matters is that preview blurbs are important, and should be respected, if not revered as a god. Yield to the mercy of the blurb! Click and read!
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with living in the moment. But you can’t market that way. You have to think and plan and strategize and stuff like that, just like you have to bait your hook before you can go fishin’. Like this blurb, for example. Doesn’t it make you hungry for more?
