You want a career? Well whoopdy-doo. We want wow. Big wow. Crazy wow. Wow beyond words. We want to see stuff so mind-bendingly incredible that only years of therapy will cure us from the power of its awesomeness. If you have that, then we want to hear from you. But let’s be clear. Boring, run-of-the-mill work will be pilloried, beaten savagely with raw sausages and, then burned publicly as an example for future generations to fear.
So go on. Apply, if you dare. But don’t just tell us you want a job. Tell us HOW you want to WOW.